16 057 views van wilder are you stalking me because that would be super van wilder but you know what i 39 ve learned in my seven years here at coolidge timmy i 39 ve learned that you can 39 t treat every situation as a life and death matter because you 39 ll die a lot of times write that down suicidal freshman i don 39 t have a pen
Taj i would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant van wilder okay we 39 re just going do a little word association say the first thing that comes to your mind milk taj tit oh mommy most indians would say cow because they are sacred but i hear milk i think giant jugs you see i cannot go home a virgin
Taj quotes van wilder all you need is scented candles massage oil and barry white write that down look at me no cock pump taj no cock pump barry white taj taj i would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant
Life Lessons From Van Wilder. Worrying Is Like A Rocking Chair.
2 taj mahal badalandabad 3 other characters 4 dialogue 5 taglines 6 cast 7 external links van wilder edit worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but doesn 39 t get you anywhere are you stalking me 39 cause that would be super hey look that old bag is stronger than she looks and thus 39 topless tutors 39 was born
Van wilder sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you even if you know it 39 s someplace you know you 39 re not supposed to be taj mahal badalandabad tit oh mummy most indians would say cow because they are sacred but i hear milk i think giant jugs i can not go home a virgin
You know i wanted to how is it park the porpoise you know i want to take it through the car wash baby and get it waxed i want to wax it wax it you know and air dry air dry that shit yeah and i would like to be your assistant very much mr van wilder view quotethis is the great white barry
National Lampoon's Van Wilder Hits Blu Ray
31 total quotesother characterstaj mahal badalandabadvan wilder view quotetit oh mummy most indians would say cow because they are sacred but i hear milk and i think big giant jugs i can not go back home a virgin i came here to this country to study the great american art of muff diving
Van wilder the rise of taj directed by mort nathan with kal penn lauren cohan daniel percival glen barry taj mahal badalandabad leaves coolidge college behind for the halls of camford university in england where he looks to continue his education and teach an uptight student how to make the most out of her academic career
Gethin sadie this is taj badalandabad our new head of house sadie alright me ol 39 mucker have a shake then i ain 39 t got the clap or nothing gethin she means handshake taj of course of course hi gethin sadie is a cockney it takes time to understand her words they fit in her mouth funny taj lucky words you enjoying your time at
Van Wilder 2: The Rise Of Taj Movies Online
Box office 6 1 million 1 national lampoon 39 s van wilder the rise of taj credited as national lampoon 39 s van wilder 2 the rise of taj in the film is a 2006 sequel to the 2002 comedy national lampoon 39 s van wilder starring kal penn despite the film 39 s title ryan reynolds does not reprise the role of van wilder and the character is absent
Figuratively woman on plane excuse me is that madamendira bombay hot sauce kal penn no way you know it woman on plane i have this thing for spices kal penn you have a ting unnamed let 39 s settle this the way my ancestors did kal penn you want to exploit me economically kal penn a surprise in the woods
Taj as mr van wilder would say if you can 39 t join them beat them sadie no taj i was talking about her vagina taj verticle smile scrambled eggs between the legs sunny side up on the way to the butt woman on plane excuse me is that madamendira bombay hot sauce taj no way you know it woman on plane i have this thing for spices
Van Wilder: Party Liaison 2002 Dictionary Description Quote
Samuel beckett i make no distinction between poetry and painting joan miro i feel very grateful that i have never had to be or ever chosen to be or accidentally found myself to be in the space of the other woman jennifer nettles my future is one i must make myself louis l 39 amour i have no interest in israeli citizenship
Box office 6 1 million 1 national lampoon 39 s van wilder the rise of taj credited as national lampoon 39 s van wilder 2 the rise of taj in the film is a 2006 sequel to the 2002 comedy national lampoon 39 s van wilder starring kal penn despite the film 39 s title ryan reynolds does not reprise the role of van wilder and the character is absent
Figuratively woman on plane excuse me is that madamendira bombay hot sauce kal penn no way you know it woman on plane i have this thing for spices kal penn you have a ting unnamed let 39 s settle this the way my ancestors did kal penn you want to exploit me economically kal penn a surprise in the woods
Taj as mr van wilder would say if you can 39 t join them beat them sadie no taj i was talking about her vagina taj verticle smile scrambled eggs between the legs sunny side up on the way to the butt woman on plane excuse me is that madamendira bombay hot sauce taj no way you know it woman on plane i have this thing for spices
Van Wilder: Party Liaison 2002 Dictionary Description Quote
Samuel beckett i make no distinction between poetry and painting joan miro i feel very grateful that i have never had to be or ever chosen to be or accidentally found myself to be in the space of the other woman jennifer nettles my future is one i must make myself louis l 39 amour i have no interest in israeli citizenship
